Notes From A Burning House

[1] What is your middle name:
I use MuMun, but legally it is still Mark.

[2] what color is your mailbox:
don’t have one

[3]last time you kissed somone:
Kissed myself in the rear view mirror.

[4] Have you ever hit a deer:
No, the deer and I worked it out with a third party.

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
The only bridge that comes to mind is sometimes I go to the Alcove and drive across the Shakespeare Bridge in Los Feliz and make a wish and then wonder if I’m driving in the wrong direction on the bridge and UNDOING my wish.

[6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning:
no

[7] Who checks the mail in your house?
House?  You have a house?  Must be nice, you have a house.  I don’t even have a mailbox.  If I had a mailbox, I could live in it and call it a house.  Yeah, must be nice you having a house and all. 

[8] how many tv’s are in your house?
Oh now we’re accessorizing!  Great big old house gee whiz gotta put some stuff in it!!  Must be nice, that’s all I’ve got to say.  Wonder what I’m going to watch on my TV in my great big HOUSE!!

[9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you:
I like to keep all that shit off. 

[10] What do you do first in the morning
Recite the Four Great Vows:

Sentient beings are numberless, I vow to save them all. 

Delusions are endless, I vow to cut through them all.

The teachings are infinite, I vow to learn them all.

The Buddha way is inconceivable, I vow to attain it.

[11] What brand is your printer?
You mean the guy who works at Kinko’s? 

[12] Do you enjoy fighting with people:
It happens but I feel sick afterwards.

[13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly:
Curly when long. 

[14] Who was your kindergarten teacher:
Aaaaah.  Miss Powers. 

[16] Are you taller than your mother:
yes

[17] Do you have a favorite word:
Eunoia.

[18] Are you good?

At what?

While we’re on this subject, what’s with this recent fashion of saying “I’m good” instead of “No, thank you?”  It goes like this: “Can I get you some water?” “No, I’m good.” 

[19] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
Put it in a chest and bury it on an island, wear the key around my neck, and sail the waters disabling ships with the help of a giant kraken and recruiting the dead sailors to be part of an undead navy that does my bidding.

[20] Do you have a deep dark secret:
After the last question, do you need more? 

[21] Drink of choice:
Bass ale, chianti, Vernor’s ginger ale.  (Not mixed together.) 

[22] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
No.

[23] Does anything hurt on your body right now?
my mind hurts

[24] Do you often cry during movies:?
happens, but not often

[25] Do you hate your life:?
When the mood is right.

[26] Do you get mad easily:
yes.

Where’s 27?

[28] What is your biggest pet peeve?
traffic

[30] Do any of your friends have kids?
more and more of them as time goes on.

[31]If you could have a threesome with any 2 celebrities:
Have a threesome with me and I will MAKE you famous, I promise. 

[34] Do you have any friends:
yes

[35] Do you have any mean friends:
as mean as you?

[36] What is the ugliest color in your opinion:
Where does ugly come from?

[37] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn’t stand?
you.

[38] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff:
And ruin my car?  No way.  I have had the urge to leap into the sky with open arms, but not in a suicidal way.

[39] Have you ever been fired from a job:
A looooooong time ago I worked in a paper mill in Manhattan – a small specialty shop.  They fired me because my girlfriend used to work for them, and when we broke up they canned me. 

[40] What year was your house built:
Again with the HOUSE!  Why don’t I come live with you in your great big HOUSE!??!

[41] When was the last time you slept in someone else’s bed:
When’s the last time I slept? 

[42] What brand are the pant/jeans you’re wearing right now?
I just herniated a disk trying to read the tag on my pants.  They are grey slacks I bought at Ross. 

[43] How tall are you:
5′ 11’’

[44] What is the closest green object:
The cover of a sketch pad.

[45] What is on your feet:
grey socks and black shoes, scuffed.

[46] Do you always wear underwear?
yes

Where’s 47?  Is there some kind of censorship going on?

[48] Do you want to have kids?:
Very sad, mixed feelings about this.

Where’s 49?  Is DHS redacting this survey?

[50] Who is the last person (a friend you have) who you would ever expect to be gay?:
My Uncle Al is the least gay person I know.  His father was even less gay, but he died quite a while ago. 

[51] Do you know how to draw?:
everyone knows how to draw.  Yes, you do. 

[52] What is your mother’s maiden name?:
You’re trying to get into my bank account, aren’t you?

[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw:
Oh, this is really tough.  There have been some real stinkers. 

[54] Do you collect comic books:
no.

[55] Do you look like your dad?
…and like his dad, and a bit like my mother

[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD:
no

[57] Are you wearing makeup:
no

[58] Do you have a tattoo:
no

[60] If you win the lottery you will:
1. Repay all my debts.  2. Fix up my parents’ house.  3. Save what’s left.

[61] How many pairs of underwear do you have:
7, and I like to wear three pairs at a time.

[62] Is there something you want to tell someone, but you
haven’t?
yes

[63] Who is your hero?
Bugs Bunny

[64] Who’d you last IM:
Maybe Tam (Gmail chat) but it was a long time ago.

[65.] Do you work a lot of hours?
yes

Where is 66?  There IS something going on.

[67] Who was the last person that called you?
Dev.

[68] Is there anything you regret?
yes

[69] Do you know where your family name originated from?

Italy

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[70] Is there any animal that creeps you out?
human beings.

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